HAVE YOU EVER celebrated your wedding an­niversary by conducting a performance review? Do you insist on doing some market research before you and your spouse produce another child?

If you have, you’ve been in corporate America too long. One of our trade publications, Publisher’s Auxiliary, once offered us this collection of answers to the statement: You’ve been in corporate America too long when:

•?You ask the waiter to describe the restaurant’s core competencies. You decide to reorganize your family into a “team-based organization.”