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Enjoy those amusing almanac witticisms
By Byron McNutt

I was browsing through an old almanac the other day and came upon a list of “thought provokers.” I found them interesting as well as amusing. A list of some follows:
• You can’t judge women by their clothes these days, there isn’t enough evidence.
• A person has to work himself to death to buy labor-saving devices in this economy.
• Bargain: Something you figure out a use for after buying it.
• All this space talk about going to Mars makes one wonder if we are entering upon a new era or a new error.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011 2:26 PM
Last Updated on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 3:43 PM

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