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A doctor a day keeps apples away
By Andy Rooney

I THINK I’ll be OK, although I’ve sure been going to see a lot of doctors lately.
A few weeks ago, I went to see my all-purpose doctor. He’s the one whose name I fill in if the form asks for the name of my “physician” or “family doctor.” The fact that no one else in my family goes to him has no bearing on that.
Even though I know a lot of people die the day after their doctor says they’re in good health, I’m always encouraged when my doctor says I’m doing fine. He lies a little to me, but I like that in a

Tuesday, July 19, 2011 10:50 AM

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