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Traveling? Include me out
By Andy Rooney

I LOVE to look at the travel section of the Sunday newspaper because all the ads for faraway places remind me of how much I like to stay home. There are so many places in the world I don’t want to go that I can hardly wait for the day when I retire so I can sit home and enjoy the money I’ve saved.
Just for fun, I made a list of places I don’t want to go:
A Caribbean or a South Pacific island where beautiful women lie around on white beaches in

Tuesday, August 16, 2011 1:37 PM

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