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Maintaining cars and bodies
By Andy Rooney

MY CAR and my body are in about the same shape. Both have quite a few miles on them but they’re running well and I haven’t had any serious trouble with either. All that’s needed is some preventive maintenance.
I don’t know which is harder — taking my body to the doctor or my car to the garage. Both worry me. I’m always afraid they’ll find something I didn’t know about. The only advantage to taking my body to the doctor over taking my car to the garage is that the doctor never asks me to leave it overnight.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:25 PM

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