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Will Maines


Trails & Tales


Will Maines is a native of the North Woods and an avid outdoorsman.
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Fish, fish and more fish
By Will Maines

IT’S A TOUGH job, but someone’s got to do it.

Most of the time I complain that I don’t get enough time to fish. Last week I almost — not quite, but almost — complained that I had to fish too much.

It may have been a tough job, but as it turned out, being the one who had to do it wasn’t such a bad thing. Several things made it an enjoyable job, not the least of which was the good company I kept.

It started early in the week with George,

Tuesday, July 09, 2013 2:22 PM
 
I could have been a TV star
By Will Maines

IF YOU ARE of a certain age you probably remember Art Linkletter, a congenial television personality who hosted a show called, “Kids Say the Darndest Things.”

On the show Linkletter would surround himself with little kids, ask them questions and listen to their answers. Most of the time their answers were hilarious.

The funny thing is I and the characters I hung out with as a teenager should have been on a TV show too. Ours would have been, “Teenagers do the Stupidest Things.”

As examples I cite not only Exhibit A, but B and C as well. I could

Tuesday, July 02, 2013 1:50 PM
 
May the court have mercy on me
By Will Maines

THERE OUGHTA be a law.

Oh wait, there is a law. It says that if a person fishes on a given lake and can’t keep the fish from attacking his hook, and then that same person takes a friend to the same spot on the same lake with assurances that the fish will be snapping, by official decree it is mandated that the person of the first part and the person of the second part — his friend — will catch absolutely no fish.

There is even a sub-clause which states that if two or more people clobber the fish on any given lake, that a return trip to that lake one day hence by one or more of the successful party will result in a fish-less outing.

As examples of the above law and its clauses,

Tuesday, June 25, 2013 4:22 PM
 
Don’t get shorts in a bundle
By Will Maines

IF YOU STOP to think about it, it’s amazing how people will find ways to get their shorts in a bundle.

Take walleyes, for instance. This fish, long renowned as table fare — though northern pike are vastly superior for eating — is arguably the fish that has been the magnet for out-of-area anglers since tourism began in the North Woods.

It used to be all harmony and bliss when it came to walleye, as they were relatively abundant in many of our lakes, and fishermen coming here specifically to fish for them were able to keep five a day of any size and take home 10.

I enjoy fishing walleye, and not to throw a controversial subject

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 2:30 PM
 
Man, dog and fish a good mix
By Will Maines

IT TOOK A while, but late last week we finally found some sunshine to smile down on this north Wisconsin country of ours.

After a period of time that seemed like it might not ever end, a spell of cold, wind and rain let up and gave us a wonderful weekend in which to play outdoors.

Before I could get in on the playtime, there were a few chores to be done, but with my flower beds finished — except for mulching — for the season, foot-high grass mowed for the first time this year (no sense in jumping into things too early) and assorted other little tasks done, it was time to go fishing Saturday evening.

My lovely wife was off carousing somewhere —

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 3:04 PM
 
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